OK, so Mother’s Day is here, you gave her a great card, wrote one of the best funny poems, what’s next? Well… listening to some themed music dedicated to mothers, perfect for Mother’s day. Below you can see (and listen to) the best five mother’s day songs:

1. Era – Mother

A bit sad, judging from the lyrics, but a top quality song for mother’s day. Play it for your mother and let her listen to the lyrics, she will certainly feel it. Watch this great song suitable for Mother’s Day below (Era – Mother)

2. 2Pac – Dear Mama

Considered by many the best song for Mother’s Day, this is indeed a true work of art but more conservative mothers might consider it hard to digest since it’s hip hop. It would be a real pity, though, since 2Pac – Dear Mama is indeed a great song for Mother’s Day. Check it out below!

3. Neneh Cherry – Woman

Usually and unfortunately ignored, this song is excellent for mother’s day and has some absolutely delicious lyrics, even though some consider this song a bit feminist. But it’s worth the listen and your mother will certainly enjoy it. Listen to it below:

4. Good Charlotte – Thank you, mom

One not so popular song, Good Charlotte’s song is pretty nice for Mother’s Day and even though it’s not one of my favorites, most of my friends consider it perfect. Check it out below:

5. Merle Haggard – Mama Tried

It’s pure American, in the first place, and it has some pretty nice lyrics, too, so Merle Haggard – Mama Tried is perfect for this list of best songs for Mother’s Day. Check it out below:

Today is Mother’s Day and we need to be prepared with the best for our mothers. If you want to keep the humor high, I have selected the three best funny Mothers Day poems you can dedicate to your mother and watch her smile and laugh with you. Also these funny mother’s day poems are pretty touchy, too, so prepare to hug.

My favorite funny Mother’s Day poem:

For all the diapers
that you changed.
For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school
for cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother’s Day.
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

The second best funny Mothers Day poem:

Thank you mom for having me
So I can grow up free,
To play in mud
To play with Bud
Who fetches sticks for me.
To play my sports
All kinds, All sorts.
To give you clothes to wash,
To keep me clean
To keep me lean
Oh, wait,
I’ve another bug to squash!

And finally, the third best funny mothers day poem:

My mother seems to always know
When I am good or bad,-
I see it in her face each hour
By happy look or sad;
I have a new intention now
Which I’ll try to keep each day
And then, instead of worried brow,
She’ll wear a smile alway!

Do you have a favorite Mother’s Day funny poem? Write it in the comments below!

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2009 was a star-studded event and President Barack Obama had an incredible speech (full video of that can be found by following the link at the end of the article), while comedian Wanda Sykes had run the show with all sorts of funny punchlines.

For example, talking at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner about Obama’s gift to Queen Elizabeth II (an iPod), she said: “You should have given the queen a memento of our country, something that says America. Give her Texas!” And that was the general way the show looked like.

Then, during President Obama’s speech at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, according to the Huffington Post, he “mocked his own administration and gave playful digs at his critics and Republicans at a black-tie dinner Saturday night attended by a mix of politicians, celebrities and journalists.

Below you can check out some photos of some of the celebrities that took part at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2009:

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Video-wise, as promised earlier, you can go to Huffington Post and watch the entire video of Obama’s great speech, by following the link. It’s a must see – this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner was great!

katie-holmes-horrorI used to be a big fan of Katie Holmes, especially because of the way she used to look like, but now I’m not longer interested in her. And even more reasons can be found: for example, Katie Holmes is preparing to shoot a horror movie. Hopefully that’s not a B flick with lots of skin and blood that goes straight to DVD…

Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark is the name of the upcoming horror flick starring Katie Holmes and that doesn’t tell a thing about it’s quality – even more, it sounds way too cliché for everybody. The script was penned by Guillermo del Toro, and we have absolutely no idea when the movie will start shooting. Or if we should care…

bachelorette-old-logoWow, I must admit that I am surprised to see that 30 men will battle now to win the heart of “The Bachelorette”, Jillian Harris who most certainly has a handful of choices. Fortunately for you, The Insider has the full list of The Bachelorette men and I’m going to share it with you. Without further ado, here are the contestants we will start caring for (or hating) during this new The Bachelorette season:

Adam, 27, Olympic cyclist from Long Beach, CA.
Brad, 27, financial advisor from Chicago, IL.
Brian, 32, IT consultant from Atlanta, GA.
Bryan, 28, high school coach from Lawton, OK.
Bryce, 31, furniture dealer from Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
Caleb, 27, photographer, Nashville, TN.
David, 27, trucking contractor from Dayton, OH.
Ed, 29, technology consultant from Chicago, IL.
Greg, 31, entrepreneur from Scottdale, AZ.
Jake, 31, commercial pilot from Dallas, TX.
Jesse, 27, wine maker from Carmel Valley, CA.
John H., 27, branding consultant from Boise, ID.
John P., 29, marketing specialist from South Norwalk, CT.
Josh, 25, lifeguard from Newport Beach, CA.
Juan, 35, general contractor from Santa Monica, CA.
Julien, 34, restauranteur from San Diego, CA.
Kiptyn, 31, business developer from Encinitas, CA.
Kyle, 26, graphic designer from Brooklyn, NY.
Mark, 26, pizza entrepreneur from Denver, CO.
Mathue, 26, personal trainer from Wichita, KS.
Michael, 25, break dance instructor from Astoria, NY.
Mike, 28, baseball camp owner from New York, NY.
Reid, 30, realtor from Philadelphia, PA.
Robby, 25, bartender from Spring, TX.
Sasha, 27, oil and gas consultant from Tiki Island, TX.
Simon, 26, soccer coach from Bradford, England
Stephen, 30, lawyer from New York, NY.
Tanner F., 28, sales representative from Derby, KS.
Tanner P., 30, financial analyst from Dallas, TX.
Wes, 32, musician from Austin, TX.

If you want to see them and Jillian Harris, the first time you’ll be able to will be on May 18 at 9 PM on ABC. Who do you think will win her heart? Will it be the lifeguard, the musician, the Olympic sportsman or the general contractor?

angelina-jolie-younerThe image you can admire to the left is just one random picture of Angelina Jolie took a few years ago. THE Angelina Jolie the entire world loved and cared for, with her seductive lips, with her full figure and her nice, firm breasts. That is the beautiful Angelina Jolie an entire world fell in love with. Where is that woman nowadays?

Because nowadays Angelina Jolie is nowhere near the beauty that made her famous. She is now thin as Lindsay Lohan, her body has lost all the shapes we loved, her lips have vanquished into thin air, her chin is pointy, her cheeks are boney, her entire face is too thin, too strange, as if she had one too many face lifts.

That’s not the Angelina Jolie I fell in love with! That’s not the way beauty should be nowadays!

Don’t get me wrong – I am that type of person who simply loves skinny girls – but there are some moments when a woman looks best with a bit of extra meat on. That’s what Angelina Jolie would need, no matter what analysts and dieticians and so on tell her: she needs to gain some weight, she needs her full face back, her sensual lips and super-cool body. Because she’s still got it and she will certainly have it a long time from now. Don’t you agree?

Check out some recent images of Angelina Jolie and compare them with the one in the upper left corner. It’s like we have two different women here!

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ryan-reynolds-absFor a couple of years already, Ryan Reynolds wanted his own X-Men movie but until now 20th Century Fox kept saying no to him. However, it is reported today that Ryan Reynolds will now see his wish come true as 20th Century Fox and Marvel Comics accepted to do a X-Men: Deadpool film starring “Mr. Scarlett Johansson”.

The details of the upcoming Deadpool movie are not yet very clear, but we do know that Ryan Reynolds is very happy with that. He said to MTV News:

“I’ve made no secret about my desire to do a ‘Deadpool’ movie, but if you’re going to do it, it would have to be 100% faithful to its origins. To stay as true to the source material as possible is the only way to do it, and I say that because there’s nothing more interesting than the source material for Deadpool. There’s no reason to deviate from that.”

Reynolds also said that he wants the next Deadpool movie to “keep it real,” which should please the fans of the fantastic universe. However, it is unclear for now when should we expect to see the flick in theaters.

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