Sex Gets Confusing when…

funny-matingWell, we’ve got to admit it – sex with the loved one is great, but after a while or with the wrong person, it can get really confusing. Below you will see a few funny lines that explain when sex gets confusing. Don’t forget to share your own experience below, but don’t use a strong language!

So, sex gets confusing when…

1. You slap her and she slaps you back for being such a jerk.
2. You forget why you started having it in the first place.
3. The guy finished three times already and she’s asking: “Where’s mine, baby?”
4. One of the partners says: “Hold up! I gotta hit the toilet!”
5. You get more interested in the show that’s running on the TV
6. There’s just one song on repeat, and you’ve heard it 15 times already!
7. You fall asleep and wake up and it’s still going on.
8. Your parents knock at the door.
9. You don’t remember if you just started it or just finished it…
10. You start paying for it
11. You’d rather not do it.
12. You realize you forgot your webcam on.
13. …and you were talking to a relative!
14. You start to get bored and pick up the phone to call somebody
15. You tell your partner to stop, it’s already too late and you should go to bed.

What would you add to the list?

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