12 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Own a German Shepherd

Oh, my! You love German Shepherds? Don’t you know that they are insanely dangerous, difficult to train and probably the worst possible dogs you could ever want to own?

Well, that’s something you have certainly heard from mom or dad, from strangers or friends and probably read all about it all over the internet!

You know what? All that you’ve heard about how bad German Shepherds are true and this article is the living proof of that.

So make sure that you read it and you share it with all those fools who might think that owning a German Shephard is a good idea. Because it’s NOT, and here is why:

1. German Shepherds are DANGEROUS! Just look at this:

2. Really, they are worse than the devil!

3. They are even more dangerous if you have kids

4. They actually eat babies!

5. They don’t like to cuddle

6. They are evil and have scary eyes

7. They destroy all your stuff

8. They never fool around

9. They are really boring

10. They hate other animals, especially cats

11. They don’t get too well with other dogs either

12. You will totally HATE them!

Now the whole world knows everything about the little beasts. Make sure you spread the word and maybe save your friends and family from the horrors of owning such dangerous and completely not fun dogs!

And just in case that three of you didn’t really get it: it’s a joke! I own a German Shepherd and decided to write this article just to prove those who think that they’re really a difficult, mean breed to own that it’s not really the case!

2 thoughts on “12 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Own a German Shepherd”

  1. Are you CEREAL?

    One of the things that EVERY pack leader has to realize is that training and socialization is a requirement for the individual pup.

    My wife and I have been the pack leaders for 4 German Shepherd Dogs. Not a single one of them has EVERY been aggressive or violent. In fact, when our son was born, we had absolutely no reservations about leaving them alone with one another! German Shepherd’s are VERY family oriented.

    This is NOT a violent breed. Unfortunately, there are a few GSD’s that have violent pack leaders. ALL dogs learn that which they are taught.
    All of our GSD’s have been adopted. From DAY ONE, we took over as the “Alpha” members of our pack.

    If you are not willing to take the time to train and socialize your GSD, you would probably be better off being the pack leaders for a few Gold Fish.


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