15 Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy Quotes

I always wanted to be a stand up comedian, but unfortunately for me I don’t have the one liners. The funny stories. The smart observations. I actually suck at telling jokes to, so I would’ve been a real mess of a stand-up comedian. Fortunately, there are so many great ones out there that you won’t really miss one.

And from them I have collected 15 hilarious quotes and I’m sharing them with you below. Prepare to start laughing (so, in way, I will make you laugh, yay!)

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