For some, things come naturally and there is no need for pick-up lines. For others, disaster strikes when they try to come up with something, so they have to stick to the classics. But the problem with the classics is that ladies know them already, heard them a million times so far and, well, they might just want to hear something new.
After having a chat with some female friends, they agreed that the pick-up line doesn’t matter that much if they really like the guy, but it did happen on some occasions to give a guy a chance just because they considered the pick-up line they used… original. And since sometimes “horrible” equals “original” we have for you below the top 15 pick-up lines that are so horrible, they might actually work. With the right type of girl. In the right place. At the right time. Maybe never.
1. May I buy you a few drinks until you think I’m really good looking?
2. Quick question: if a guy like me tried to pick you up, would you reject him?
3. My lottery ticket says I just won the Jackpot – it’s you!
4. Baby, if you were a fruit, you’d be a “FineApple!”
5. Hey! What’s the pick-up line that always works on you?
6. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
7. I need a new goalkeeper for my soccer team and I wanted to ask you to join since you look like a keeper!
8. I’m not a photographer, but I can really picture us together!
9. Let’s spend some time together until they discover life on Mars!
10. There’s a party at my place tonight and there’s going to be some banging too… I don’t want to be the only person there again so… wanna join?
11. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
12. Hello, do you want a raisin? Ooops, I have none left. Maybe a date?
13. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
14. (you need a golden fish, look at it and say so that she can hear you:) OK, my first wish is for the most beautiful girl in the world to be by my side (then slowly turn towards her, looking amazed).
15. Ewww, somebody just farted! Quick, let’s get out of here!
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