The Three Best Funny Mothers Day Poems

Today is Mother’s Day and we need to be prepared with the best for our mothers. If you want to keep the humor high, I have selected the three best funny Mothers Day poems you can dedicate to your mother and watch her smile and laugh with you. Also these funny mother’s day poems are pretty touchy, too, so prepare to hug.

My favorite funny Mother’s Day poem:

For all the diapers
that you changed.
For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school
for cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother’s Day.
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

The second best funny Mothers Day poem:

Thank you mom for having me
So I can grow up free,
To play in mud
To play with Bud
Who fetches sticks for me.
To play my sports
All kinds, All sorts.
To give you clothes to wash,
To keep me clean
To keep me lean
Oh, wait,
I’ve another bug to squash!

And finally, the third best funny mothers day poem:

My mother seems to always know
When I am good or bad,-
I see it in her face each hour
By happy look or sad;
I have a new intention now
Which I’ll try to keep each day
And then, instead of worried brow,
She’ll wear a smile alway!

Do you have a favorite Mother’s Day funny poem? Write it in the comments below!

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