MUST See! The Best Funny Mothers Day Poems

We have to prepare for Mother’s Day in advance and one of the best ways to prepare is with some funny poems. In the end, there’s nothing nicer than seeing our mothers smile or laugh. And this is something they will surely do when or after reading these funny Mother’s Day poems.

I have selected the best funny Mothers Day poems you can dedicate to your mother and watch her smile and laugh with you. Also these funny mother’s day poems are pretty touchy, too, so prepare to hug as well.

So let’s not waste any time! These are all new poems for Mother’s Day and they will surely bring a smile to her face. Choose your favorite and make her day special!

Best funny Mother’s Day Short Poems

Check out these amazing poems below and let us all know which one is your favorite!

1. Funny Mother’s Day poem

For all the diapers
that you changed.
For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school
for cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother’s Day.
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

2. Roses are Red – Funny Mother’s Day Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m glad you’re my mom,
Because without you,
I’d be stuck with a different person,
And who knows what kind of weird stuff
They’d make me do.

Happy Mother’s Day!

3. Thank You, Mother (Funny Poem)

Thank you mom for having me
So I can grow up free,
To play in mud
To play with Bud
Who fetches sticks for me.
To play my sports
All kinds, All sorts.
To give you clothes to wash,
To keep me clean
To keep me lean
Oh, wait,
I’ve another bug to squash!

4. Making her smile (short poem)

My mother seems to always know
When I am good or bad,-
I see it in her face each hour
By happy look or sad;
I have a new intention now
Which I’ll try to keep each day
And then, instead of worried brow,
She’ll wear a smile away!

5. A son’s poem for his mother

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m not a poet,
But I love you!

You always know how
To make me smile,
Even on my grumpiest day,
You’re the best mom in the world,
In every single way.

So on this special day,
I want to say,
Thank you for all that you do,
I love you more than words can say,
And that’s no lie!

Here’s to many more years,
Of laughter and love,
You’re the best mom a kid could have,
And I’m so grateful to be your son!

6. Thank you, mother

Moms are amazing, that’s for sure,
They can do just about anything
From fixing a broken toy,
To baking a delicious cake.

But let’s not forget the humor they bring,
To every single day,
With their witty jokes and silly puns,
They always know just what to say.

So here’s to all the moms out there,
The ones who make us laugh and smile,
We love you more than words can say,
You’re truly one-of-a-kind.


These would be my recommended funny Mother’s Day poems – I am sure you will love them as much as I did. Do you have a favorite Mother’s Day funny poem? Write it in the comments below!

Make sure to also check out my article about the 10 secrets no mother is willing to admit. Read that article with your mother and remember to say “Thank you” at the end!

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