20 Jokes So Bad that They’re Actually Funny

Humor is clearly not universal, and what makes a person laugh might make another one frown. The jokes that I have collected for you below are probably not the type of jokes that everybody would enjoy, but I certainly found them hilarious and they made me laugh. They’re smart and stupid at the same time – so awful that they’re actually really funny. Check them out below and see if they have the same effect on you as they did on me. Because I laughed. I laughed hard.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love instantly and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

3. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Doesn’t it taste funny?”

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer, please, and one for the road!”

5. I went to buy a new pair of camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn’t find any.

6. A man wakes up in the hospital after a terrible accident. He starts screaming: “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replies: “I know you can’t, I had to cut off your arms.”

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

8. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says to the other: “Dam”.

9. Did you hear about the guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months.

10. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

11. A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: “Is the bar tender here?”

12. I want a job as a mirror-cleaner. It’s really something I can see myself doing.

13. Two mice, in a cinema, are chewing a film roll. One says: “I liked the book better”.

14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

15. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

16. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

17. A man walks into a zoo, but the only animal there is a dog. It’s a shitzhu.

18. Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it was their fault because they had no windows.

19. How Long is a Chinese name

20. There was this person who sent 20 puns to his friend, hoping that at least ten of them will make him laugh. No pun in-ten-did.

If you know your friends would enjoy these jokes just as much as you did, don’t hesitate to share this article with them!

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