Humor is clearly not universal, and what makes a person laugh might make another one frown.
The jokes that I have collected for you below are probably not the type of jokes that everybody would enjoy, but I certainly found them hilarious and they made me laugh.
They’re smart and stupid at the same time – so awful that they’re actually really funny. Check them out below and see if they have the same effect on you as they did on me.
Because I laughed. I laughed hard. I hope you will, too.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love instantly and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
3. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Doesn’t it taste funny?”
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer, please, and one for the road!”
5. I went to buy a new pair of camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn’t find any.
6. A man wakes up in the hospital after a terrible accident. He starts screaming: “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replies: “I know you can’t, I had to cut off your arms.”
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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8. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says to the other: “Dam”.
9. Did you hear about the guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months.
10. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
11. A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: “Is the bar tender here?”
12. I want a job as a mirror-cleaner. It’s really something I can see myself doing.
13. Two mice, in a cinema, are chewing a film roll. One says: “I liked the book better”.
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
15. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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16. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
17. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
18. Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it was their fault because they had no windows.
19. How Long is a Chinese name.
20. There was this person who sent 20 puns to his friend, hoping that at least ten of them will make him laugh. No pun in-ten-did.
21. Whoever invented the shovel was a real ground-breaker.
22. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
24. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
25. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
If you made it this far without rolling your eyes at least once, I don’t believe you. And if a few of these actually got a laugh out of you, that’s the whole point. Send it to someone who really needs a bad dad joke today.